Andy

There once was a boy named Andy

who met a qute girl named Mandy

They tried to kiss

but Andy missed

and now he is dating

Randy

#badjokes #Twitter

My garden of Ice

In my garden you never grow old

no signs of spring not signs of growth

In my garden it's always cold

so many tears that turned into snow

In my garden winter is King

shielding my heart

from loves poisonous sting

#poem #Twitter #dikt

Nothing

Nothing is forever,

not even the darkest pain

Everything is changing

and nothing stays the same.

Pain might be the largest,

pain is filled with fear

But there is always a tomorrow

and love is always near

#dikt #Twitter #poem

"Soft"

-It was big, but had gone all soft

-Oh no! What did she say?

-Big and soft, just the way I like them. I'm gonna use my magic on you!

-Then what?

-Want a slice of banana bread?

#Humor #Twitter

Mr O'Tool

There once was a man called O'tool.

He was fired for not using the loo.

He had to go,

but was quite slow,

and suddenly there was the poo!

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick

Mr Reed

There once was a man called Reed.

He was quite funny indeed.

He once told a joke,

but then started to choke,

and now he is dead in the street.

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick

#MusicMonday

Enjoy!

Falling in love

your eyes hypnotized me

whilst your heart tied me

to you

for ever.

#poem #Twitter #romance