"Soft"

-It was big, but had gone all soft

-Oh no! What did she say?

-Big and soft, just the way I like them. I'm gonna use my magic on you!

-Then what?

-Want a slice of banana bread?

#Humor #Twitter

Mr O'Tool

There once was a man called O'tool.

He was fired for not using the loo.

He had to go,

but was quite slow,

and suddenly there was the poo!

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick

Mr Reed

There once was a man called Reed.

He was quite funny indeed.

He once told a joke,

but then started to choke,

and now he is dead in the street.

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick

#MusicMonday

Enjoy!

Falling in love

your eyes hypnotized me

whilst your heart tied me

to you

for ever.

#poem #Twitter #romance

Touch

Touch me

I need to feel that you are real

Hurt me So I know that I'm awake

Kiss me

Let our lips ignite the world

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Love

so I'm sharing mine

  

 

#poem #Twitter #dikt

Falling

And the darkness was released

wrapping around me like a big snake

crushing me

With every breath I tried to take

it got me

deeper in it's grip

Never releasing

Never letting go

Just holding me

tighter

And I surrendered

and fell

into the abyss

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