Andy

There once was a boy named Andy

who met a qute girl named Mandy

They tried to kiss

but Andy missed

and now he is dating

Randy

#badjokes #Twitter

"Soft"

-It was big, but had gone all soft

-Oh no! What did she say?

-Big and soft, just the way I like them. I'm gonna use my magic on you!

-Then what?

-Want a slice of banana bread?

#Humor #Twitter

Mr O'Tool

There once was a man called O'tool.

He was fired for not using the loo.

He had to go,

but was quite slow,

and suddenly there was the poo!

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick

Mr Reed

There once was a man called Reed.

He was quite funny indeed.

He once told a joke,

but then started to choke,

and now he is dead in the street.

#Humor #Twitter #Limerick